Girls! Girls! I have brilliant idea. My mother send me secret family recipe—Phở 2000. Very special. Very expensive broth.

(gasps) Max, do you know what this means? Vietnamese soup money + cupcake money = faster window!

No, no. You misunderstand. I want YOU to cook phở for me. I pay you $8 an hour plus all the leftover noodles you can fit in your bra.

(eyes light up) Wait. Han. What if… we sell phở at the cupcake window? Fusion! Pho-cakes! Or… Cup-phở-akes!

Or… we just steal his recipe, sell it ourselves, and become phở-nominal.

Let me guess. The secret ingredient is crying? Because that’s free and I have plenty.

(turning around) Hey! Why are you taking picture of my family heirloom?