John Persons - 2 Hot Blondes The Lesson

John thought. “I tried a new flavor of yogurt last Tuesday. Strawberry.”

“John Persons,” Saffron said, reading his name off a lanyard. “Your energy is screaming for help.” 2 Hot Blondes The Lesson John Persons

John had never heard of them. He’d only won their seminar ticket in a raffle he entered by accident, thinking it was for a free set of non-stick frying pans. John thought

“That’s called being alive,” Saffron said. “Your energy is screaming for help

“I’m fine,” John said, clutching his emergency packet of wet wipes.

John looked at the kazoo. He looked at the city below—thousands of tiny, orderly lives like his used to be. He thought about his silent apartment, his scheduled bowel movements, his collection of matching gray socks.

“Lesson one,” Saffron announced. “Entertainment is not something you watch. It’s something you become .”