Alice In Wonderland An X Rated Musical Fantasy 1976 Uncut Dvdrip Xvid Flair | 360p |

The key unlocks a side door. Inside, it’s a fever dream of red velvet, broken mirrors, and the smell of clove cigarettes and amyl nitrate. A house band plays a sleazy, funk-rock riff on a distorted “London Bridge is Falling Down.”

“Nobody,” Alice whispers.

“Late,” he purrs. “I’m terribly, terribly late.” The key unlocks a side door

A flash of white fur catches her eye. It’s not a rabbit. It’s a man: CHESHIRE (40s, gaunt, razor-sharp smile, wearing a white tuxedo jacket over a bare chest). He’s clutching a silver briefcase and talking into a dead phone. “Late,” he purrs

(The FLAiR DVD rip includes a director’s commentary track where the filmmaker, “Candy P. Lane,” admits the entire thing was shot on stolen film stock and that the Caterpillar’s hookah was a repurposed fire extinguisher.) It’s a man: CHESHIRE (40s, gaunt, razor-sharp smile,

The Mad Hatter, alone in the empty tea room, takes off his hat. He’s bald and crying.

THE MARCH HARE (a nervous roadie) drums a frantic solo on a snare drum with a bone.