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Studios love this because it’s low-risk. Pitching a completely original sci-fi epic is terrifying for a financier. Pitching "A new Alien movie, but this time it’s a survival thriller on a broken space station" is a slam dunk.

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Let’s not forget where we watch this stuff. Streaming was supposed to free us from the cable box, but it has turned into a prison of choice. We spend 45 minutes deciding what to watch, only to put on The Office for the 15th time because it’s safe. Studios love this because it’s low-risk

We want Barbie —which used the IP to say something new and weird. We want Andor —a slow-burn political thriller that happens to have Stormtroopers in the background. We want The Batman —a noir detective film first, a superhero movie second. The smart play for 2026 and beyond isn't

Let’s talk about the elephant in the streaming queue.

But here is the crisis we are hitting right now: