Brazzers Got Back -

I sense a disturbance in the gluteal force.

(removes glasses slowly) …I’ll call the plumber. brazzers got back

More plot than you expect. More cheeks than you remember. Want it rewritten as a rap lyric, a fake movie trailer script, or a short story instead? I sense a disturbance in the gluteal force

I got back, Janet.

Airhorn + record scratch + choir singing “OOOOOH” a fake movie trailer script

(He turns sideways. Then slowly turns profile to camera. The lens struggles to autofocus.)