“It’s a tactical hide,” Ollie said. “You wouldn’t understand.”
“This is going to be a documentary about us,” Mark said, holding a bag of popcorn that was already mostly empty. “Complete Savages. Get it?”
Sam didn’t look up from his phone. “We don’t set fires, Dad.” complete savages netflix
“ Last Tuesday , Sam. The toaster. The bagel. The smoke alarm for four hours.”
A long silence. Then Finn whispered, “That’s a low bar.” “It’s a tactical hide,” Ollie said
“They learn to occasionally do laundry without flooding the basement.”
Halfway through the second episode—where the TV dad tries to teach his sons about responsibility by making them share one single phone—Mark paused the screen. He looked at his three boys: Sam’s lanky frame folded into a beanbag, Finn’s face now a Rorschach test of orange snack residue, and Ollie sharpening a plastic spork into a “ceremonial dagger.” Get it
Sam looked up. “And the kids?”