Danlwd Hat Aspat Shyld Krk Shdh Bray Wyndwz 〈95% EXCLUSIVE〉

I notice the phrase you've written appears to be scrambled or encoded — possibly a keyboard shift (like each letter typed with hands shifted one key to the right or left on a QWERTY keyboard) or a simple cipher.

For example, if I try shifting each letter on a QWERTY layout: danlwd hat aspat shyld krk shdh bray wyndwz

danlwd: d (key left is w) a (left is s) n (left is i) l (left is k) w (left is e) d (left is w) → wskew? That’s wrong. So not shift left. I notice the phrase you've written appears to