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The arcade at the local roller rink had it. He fed it too many quarters, memorized the satisfying thwack of the dwarf Gilius’s double-handed axe, the whoosh of Tyris’s dragon magic. Now, he needs to own it. Forever. His browser is Netscape Navigator
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