JURASSIC PARKING — This Summer, Validate Your Fear.
(Montage: A triceratops parallel parks over three hours. A pterodactyl steals the complimentary mints. The valet runs in slow motion, clutching a key fob that doesn’t reach.) funny cartoonporn
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“I should’ve worked at Chuck E. Cheese .” JURASSIC PARKING — This Summer
“Sir, this is a no-idling zone. Also? I’m going to eat your clipboard.”
(Cut to the valet, radio crackling.)
(Opening shot: Dramatic, Oscar-bait music. A lone valet stands in an underground garage. A T-Rex tries to fit into a compact spot.)