Diagon Alley is giving main character energy. Harry goes from wearing Dudley’s trash fits (so not it) to custom robes. Wand chooses him – obvi, that’s demure, mindful, very cutesy.
Quirrell was his first simp. Not a flex. Harry Potter-gen Z Version Pdf
Hermione Granger – she’s not bossy, she just has ✨correct opinions✨. Definitely runs a studyblr. Would cancel you for saying “could of” instead of “could’ve.” Diagon Alley is giving main character energy
So like, Vernon and Petunia Dursley are total NPCs. Major pick-me energy, but like… the worst kind? They literally gatekeep oxygen from Harry. Gaslight him about his parents (RIP James & Lily – icons, btw). Gatekeep his mail. Quirrell was his first simp
He also meets Draco Malfoy, who is the textbook definition of: “We listen and we don’t judge… unless you’re poor.”
Draco: “My father will hear about this.” Harry, internally: “Okay?? And I’ll post the receipts.”