A hole is not a cave. A cave has tourism potential. A hole is humble. A hole is yours. It might be a blanket fort at 3 p.m. on Christmas Eve. It might be a basement workshop where you fix old radios while everyone else argues about politics upstairs. It might be the emotional foxhole you dig after the third family member asks, “So, are you seeing anyone?” Let’s compare:
Not down the interstate. Down into the ground. I-ll Be Hole for Christmas -2024-02-23-08 Min
This year, my Christmas card isn’t going to read “I’ll be home for Christmas.” It’s going to read: A hole is not a cave
And that’s not sad. That’s sustainable. Originally drafted on 2024-02-23. Revised for the holiday season. Stay safe. Stay slightly underground. A hole is yours
So this year, when someone asks where you’ll be for the holidays, smile.