The manual reveals that your $120,000 vehicle comes with a 90-day trial of Seat Adjustment . After the trial, the driver’s seat will only move forward and back. Reclining requires the ($15/mo). Heated steering wheels require the Winter Loyalty Pack ($7/mo, but only if you watch a 30-second ad for BMW Financial Services first).
Look up "Glovebox." It now contains the manual. And nothing else. The space where the manual goes is now occupied by a subscription activation code for the Lumbar Support Snacks Cooler . The iDrive i11 manual ends with a paradox: "The ultimate driving machine requires the ultimate surrender." idrive i11 user manual
By: A Reformed BMW Technician
"If the system detects a 'thumbs up' while you are scratching your nose, the vehicle will enter Sport Boost mode. Do not scratch your nose in school zones." Chapter 3: The Subscription Tiers (The Fine Print) You will notice Page 150 is laminated. That is because it contains the "Active Driving Privileges." The manual reveals that your $120,000 vehicle comes
"To locate a function, swipe left, right, up, down, or diagonally with three fingers while humming the M Division theme song." Chapter 2: The Gesture Control (Haptic Feedback Edition) iDrive 11 removes the physical rotary controller (RIP). It is now all gaze and gesture. The manual introduces Haptic Air Flicking . Heated steering wheels require the Winter Loyalty Pack
To turn up the volume, you must pinch the air near the rearview mirror and rotate your wrist as if unscrewing a lightbulb. To decline a call, you must point your index finger at the screen, shake your head "no," and blink twice.
If the screen goes black, the manual suggests "enjoying the analog roar of the straight-six." But you and I both know you can't find the start button without the screen. It's on the ceiling. Next to the SOS button. Good luck.