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“Alright, you filthy animals,” Pat rasped into the microphone, his sax hanging from his neck like a metallic albatross. “You want the Bath? You gotta pay the toll.”

The door burst open. Standing there, silhouetted against the rain-slicked street, was a man in a pristine white suit. He carried a piccolo and a cold smirk. It was “Clean” Gene Fontaine, leader of the smooth-jazz fusion band, The Al Dente Men . Jazz Butcher Bath Of Bacon Rar

Tonight was the Rar's anniversary. Ten years since Pat, in a drunken, grief-stricken fugue after his cat ran away, had invented it. The crowd that packed the sticky floor wasn't here for the jazz. They were here for the sacrament. “Alright, you filthy animals,” Pat rasped into the

Then, the rival arrived.

This was the domain of "Jazz Butcher" Pat Rizzo. To call Pat a musician was like calling a heart attack a slight palpitation. He played saxophone like a man trying to wrestle a greased pig. His other passion, the one that paid the rent on this dive, was meat. Specifically, the Bath of Bacon Rar . Tonight was the Rar's anniversary

Pat began to play. It wasn’t a tune. It was a lament. A guttural, squalling thing that sounded like a train derailing into a deli. He called it “Bacon of the Rar.” As he played, he lifted the bacon-laden ladle and, with a theatrical groan, draped the first strip over the bell of his saxophone. The hot fat dripped onto the floor, hissing like a snake.