She’s a mogul. A muse. A master of the selfie. For the first time ever, she sits down for the interview the world has been waiting for. Please welcome... the one and only... Kim Kardashian .
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(Leans in, whispers) . Be comfortable. But make it thong . Also, lighting. Never trust a ring light under 18 inches. And if you break the internet? Don't fix it. Just post the screenshot and sell the merch. She’s a mogul