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KOALAGEDDON 2: REVENGE OF THE MARSUPIAL. WARNING: This patch modifies reality. Use only if you are prepared to uninstall your existence.

The koala winked. The screen went black. And in the reflection, Leo saw his own eyes had turned into tiny loading spinners. koalageddon 2

Naturally, he found the red box within seven minutes. It was wedged between a 1953 census ledger and a rotting copy of Uranian Phantasmagoria . Inside, nestled on a velvet cushion, was a battered USB drive labeled . KOALAGEDDON 2: REVENGE OF THE MARSUPIAL

"That's the stupidest name for a world-ending artifact," he muttered, plugging it into his laptop. nestled on a velvet cushion