And then, a key. A small, tarnished key.
Phyliss believed children should be seen and not heard—and preferably not seen either. She fed us boiled cabbage and regret. The only light was Gilbert. He was my other half. He collected beetles and named them after philosophers. He taught me that a snail’s foot is a single, rippling muscle. “We’re like that, Gracie,” he’d whisper. “One muscle. Slow. But we get there.” When we were seventeen, the government separated us. Gilbert, because he had a “mechanical mind,” was sent to a boy’s reform farm in the dry, red center of Australia. I was sent to a foster home in Canberra—a concrete box belonging to a married couple named Barry and Maureen. Barry sold used mufflers. Maureen sold Tupperware. Their love language was passive-aggressive note-leaving. Memoir of a Snail -2024-
I searched through my shoeboxes for three days. On the fourth day, I found it: a tiny lockbox I’d forgotten. Inside was a photograph I’d stolen from Phyliss’s house years ago. It was a picture of my mother, pregnant with us. She was smiling. She had a snail on her shoulder. On the back, in her handwriting: “Two hearts. One muscle. Slow and steady.” And then, a key
Then, at nineteen, I met Ken. Ken was a retired clown who smelled of musty wool and mothballs. He had a red foam nose he never wore—said it chafed. He drove a caravan shaped like a teardrop. He told terrible puns. “What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor!” I laughed so hard I cried. That was the first time in years I’d done both at the same time. She fed us boiled cabbage and regret
I wrote to Gilbert every week. He wrote back on napkins. His letters were hopeful in a way that broke my heart. “They’ve got a goat here named Socrates. He headbutts the chaplain. I think you’d like him.”
After that, I stopped leaving the caravan. I grew a small garden of moss on the windowsill. I stopped showering. I wrote letters to Gilbert I never mailed. The shoeboxes multiplied—under the bed, in the oven, inside the toilet tank. I became a snail: soft, shelled, withdrawing at the slightest touch.