“You have a problem,” I said.
“I started at Thanksgiving. The red pair was the first. She left her suitcase unlocked in the guest room. I just… took one. It made me feel powerful.”
“I stole them.”
“I know,” she whispered.
The room temperature dropped ten degrees. My Wife Stole My Sister in laws Underwear -2024...
“Derek,” I said. “My wife is a serial underwear thief. My sister-in-law tracks her lingerie with GPS. And I think the stain is marinara.”
That’s when she told me about the Great Pumpkin Spice Incident of 2023. “You have a problem,” I said
Two weeks later, Chloe showed up unexpectedly. Her flight to a friend’s bachelorette party got canceled, so she decided to “surprise” us. She walked in the door, hugged me too long (as always), and then froze.