Enter the (a model in Pioneer’s “industrial” line, following the earlier stationary EV-50). The engineering challenge was monumental. A standard LaserDisc player spins a 12-inch platter at 1,800 RPM (for NTSC). To make that portable, you’d need shock absorption, a miniaturized optical pickup, a stable gyroscopic mechanism, and a display that could do the format justice. The result was a device that felt less like a Walkman and more like a portable radar station. Anatomy of a Beast Open the EV51’s latch, and the lid swings up to reveal a 5-inch, 4:3 monochrome CRT . That’s right— monochrome . In 1987. This is the first of many head-scratching compromises. The LaserDisc format stored full-color composite video, but the EV51’s screen was black-and-white. Why?

Obsolete. Value to collectors: Astronomical. Practical use: Nearly zero. Soul: Infinite.

By 1990, the EV51 was discontinued. Estimates suggest fewer than were ever manufactured, mostly sold in Japan and select European markets for industrial training. The 8-inch LaserDisc format died with it.