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SkatingJesus smiled, revealing teeth filed into miniature church spires. “I don’t pay to skate. I skate to unpay .”

He pushed himself upright. The sludge boiled away from his presence. He grabbed his board, snapped the tail off, and used the broken piece as a shank to carve a new commandment into the handrail: VI. The Final Trick Father Buffer summoned a giant firewall shaped like a Lazarus animal—half lion, half terms of service agreement. It roared in legalese. SkatingJesus Andaroos Chronicles Chapter 3l

Behind him, Andaroos—his reluctant disciple and former competitive eater—wheezed. “Jesus. I mean… SkatingJesus . Can we not do the thing where you ollie over a pit of obsolete guardian angels?” snapped the tail off