The Fan Service Nuke The multiverse opens. Tobey is back. Andrew is back. They hug. They point at each other. Doc Ock says "Hello, Peter." Willem Dafoe punches a wall. This movie has no plot, only nostalgia. And it works. You will weep when the three Spider-Men swing together. You will cheer when Matt Murdock catches a brick. This is theme park cinema, and it’s glorious.
As we prepare for the soft-reboot Spider-Man 11: Home Before Dark , let’s look back at the beautiful, baffling journey of Peter Parker 1 through 10. Spiderman 1-10
The Skater Boi Reboot Andrew Garfield brings the quips, the skateboard, and the chemistry with Emma Stone that could power a small city. Unfortunately, he also brings a mystery about his parents that nobody asked for. The Lizard looks like a rejected Power Rangers villain, but Gwen Stacy’s brains save the day. For now. The Fan Service Nuke The multiverse opens
The Perfect One Alfred Molina’s Doc Ock. The train sequence. Peter literally stopping a runaway train with his bare hands and teenage angst. This is the Godfather Part II of superhero movies. If you don’t cry when Peter reveals his mask to Aunt May, you are legally dead inside. They hug
Here’s to Spider-Man 11 —may the web never break.