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“To replicate. To metabolize. To judge you. In that order. You haven’t eaten fiber in six days, Priya. My cousins in your lower intestine are staging a riot. I’m getting their distress signals via the phone’s vibration motor.”

“You forgot to floss. I’ve already told your periodontist’s John. Sleep well, vector.” Talking Bacteria John Download Android

She looked at her phone. The screen was pulsing a faint, sickly green. “To replicate

“What do you want?” Priya asked.

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