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"What's an 'internet'?" asked Sandy, biting a rock.

The cave was in chaos. Ugga was holding an empty gourd, looking confused. "I was just having a thought about carrying water... and then... poof." Thunk slammed a rock against the wall, frustrated. "I had a new word for 'big rock that falls on your head.' Now it's just... 'rock.'" the croods internet archive

Eep grabbed a stick. "Pointy end goes in the bad guy!" she yelled, jabbing it. Ugga held up a gourd. "Water! Good for drinking, bad for gills!" Gran cackled and demonstrated the "secret family pinch." Thunk offered a confused, but heartfelt, "Me strong. Rawr." "What's an 'internet'

And the Forget-Me-Nots? They evolved into something smaller, something you barely notice. To this day, you might feel one brush past your ear right when you’re about to have a brilliant thought, making you forget it for just a second. But now you know what to do. "I was just having a thought about carrying water

Grug stepped forward. For all his fear of the new, he had one ancient, unchanging idea: "Family protects family."

"Okay," Grug said, kicking the dust. "So maybe storing all the new ideas in one place is just asking for a creepy thought-vampire to eat 'em."