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The “ritual” began. It involved a lot of blue body paint smearing, a hammock that was definitely not rated for that kind of motion, and dialogue that would make a trucker blush. “Your tail is so… prehensile,” Drake whispered.

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Suddenly, the Colonel appeared. Not a parody. The actual Stephen Lang’s face, poorly green-screened onto a different actor’s smaller, less intimidating body. “We have to torch the sacred grove!” he yelled at no one. “The blue cat people are… consolidating!” This Aint Avatar 2010 XXX 3D SBS 720p Bluray X264 AC3

Leo deleted the file. Then he emptied his trash bin. Then he restarted his computer just to be safe.

He’d found it on a forum buried so deep in the internet that the regular laws of cause and effect seemed to apply only loosely. The sole comment below the magnet link was: “The Na’vi have… assets.” The “ritual” began

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Then, she appeared. Neytiri’s parody counterpart: “Neigh-tiri.” She was played by an actress who had clearly lost a bet. Her tail was a feather duster zip-tied to a belt. Her bow was a stick. But she committed. Oh, she committed with the ferocity of a Shakespearean actor who’d been told this was Hamlet .