(taking it, smiling for real) "Thanks, Uncle Grandpa." ENDING:

He pulls a giant, ridiculous lollipop from his belly button. It's shaped like a thumbs-up.

Uncle Grandpa tries everything to get their attention. He tap-dances on the ceiling. He turns his head into a foghorn. He turns the RV into a roller coaster. Pizza Steve yawns. Mr. Gus uses a bookmark. Tiger paints a tiny masterpiece.

"Here. For noticing me."

(purrs in stereo)

Nothing. Not even a glance.

"You know what we need? An Ignoring Contest ."