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2023 was a bloodbath for bloated blockbusters, but original horror had a party. M3GAN , The Boogeyman , Talk to Me (an A24 original with no IP ties), and Five Nights at Freddy’s (yes, based on a game, but new to the screen) dominated.

The Fall of the House of Usher (Netflix). Mike Flanagan does Edgar Allan Poe as a corporate satire. It is gory, monologue-heavy, and absolutely addictive. Carla Gugino steals the show in a way that is legally terrifying. WowGirls.24.03.12.Lily.Blossom.Fuck.Me.XXX.1080...

We are currently in the "Bundling Renaissance." Verizon is giving away Netflix and Max. Walmart+ includes Paramount+. Disney is merging Hulu and Disney+ into a single app. Why? Because churn is killing the industry. 2023 was a bloodbath for bloated blockbusters, but

We are exhausted by the winks. We are tired of characters quipping during the apocalypse. We are done with the "well, that just happened" dialogue. Mike Flanagan does Edgar Allan Poe as a corporate satire

The Gilded Age Season 2. Forget Succession*’s sad billionaires. This is high-camp robber baron drama. The hats are big, the insults are whispered, and Carrie Coon is devouring the scenery.*

We are living through the Great IP Gold Rush. Hollywood has decided that original ideas are "too risky," and has instead turned the last forty years of pop culture into a content quarry. We’ve mined Star Wars into dust, resurrected Dexter three times, and turned Gossip Girl into something that looks like an AI hallucination of a rich person’s dorm room.

Shows like Poker Face (Peacock) and the return of True Detective (HBO) are ditching the ten-hour movie model. They are returning to the "case of the week" structure, but with high-budget cinematic flair. Why? Because it respects your time.