“No,” he said. “But I can. The Symphony S100 has a ringtone. It’s ‘Für Elise.’ Very tinny.”
She laughed. “You actually figured it out?”
He learned to set an alarm (press 5, then volume up, then curse), to check voicemail (dial 1, wait, press pound, lose hope), and to charge it (jiggle the cord left, then right, then left again, then hold your breath).
“No,” he said. “But I can. The Symphony S100 has a ringtone. It’s ‘Für Elise.’ Very tinny.”
She laughed. “You actually figured it out?”
He learned to set an alarm (press 5, then volume up, then curse), to check voicemail (dial 1, wait, press pound, lose hope), and to charge it (jiggle the cord left, then right, then left again, then hold your breath).