Zsimpwin Manual -

Default is WOBBLE=7 . At this level, your mouse cursor drifts slightly left when you think about taxes.

Originally developed in 1994 by a sleep-deprived systems librarian named Gertrude, ZSIMPWIN was meant to simplify file transfers between an Apple IIe, a Commodore 64, and a broken toaster. It succeeded only at the last one. zsimpwin manual

To leave the Wobbly Zone: Restart your computer. If the boot screen says "Nice try, Gertrude sees all" , you’re already too late. Default is WOBBLE=7

Today, ZSIMPWIN is maintained by a collective of nostalgic cyber-gardeners who believe every machine deserves one truly useless but charming tool. No installation required. ZSIMPWIN lives in the ethereal space between keystrokes . a Commodore 64